Spaghetti Cat

This is the information about the mysterious spaghetti cat.


This is the song about the mysterious spaghetti cat and why you have to weep for him. This is a funny video. I hope you like it.

Obama baby

I saw a baby on Thanksgiving. He looked like Obama. My mom carried him around doing an Obama impression making him say "Yes we can!". Then he spit up on my mom. He was very cute. He had a twin brother. And did I mention that he spit all over my mom? Gross! The baby's ears stuck out and they were really big. I really liked him.

Bye!

The fish joke

This is a joke.

What do you call a fish with ten eyes?

A fiiiiiiiiiish.

I hope you liked the joke.

I'm sorry it took so long

Hi! As you probably were wondering why I didn't do my blog post for so long, first it's because I had to go on vacation. Then we were moving into my new house so we didn't have much time for it. And I was in the hospital. So this is about who you should vote for. [Editors note - I did not coach him at all on what to say here. This is all him.]

Al Franken. Because he doesn't make lying commercials like Norm Coleman.


Barack Obama. I don't know exactly, he just sounds nice. You shouldn't vote for John McCain because he doesn't have a very good vice-president.

That's who I think should be voted for. If that's who you pick please send a comment to me. I'll be writing some more soon, don't worry. I'll finish my project that I was doing. Just be patient and more will be coming.

Funny Indiana Jones Legos movie

This is a very funny video. You're gonna like it as much as I do.

Now please fall down on the floor and laugh at it. At least you probably will.

I'm at the hospital

I'm at the hospital because I'm sick. [Editors note - He actually pronounces it "ha-sti-ble".] I'm sick because there's something with my lungs that's making it hard for me to breath.

My first day I was halfway asleep and was stressed out. Day two I figured out that you could rent movies and games. I spent half the day playing a video game. It's called Super Mario Sunshine on Gamecube. Day three, same thing. Did a lot of video games. Played with grandma and grandpa and got a manatee Webkinz. I called him Manny.

When I have to go potty I have to pee in a little bucket by my bed. I like staying here and I have a lot of fun things to do. I get to use Daddy's laptop sometimes. I get food on a tray and it's good. I like the pizza, chicken fingers, carrots, corn, applesauce and pancakes. I read books and play my DS too. I hope I get soon so I can be home.

I'll be done by tomorrow probably. I'm glad that I'm going home tomorrow.

See ya soon! Bye!

Crack of the Whip, Chapter One - Indiana Jones Meets Yogi Bear and BooBoo

This is a picture I took and I built the Legos. Fairbear is actually Snowbear. The Legos are talking. [Editors note- This is an ongoing story that Joseph is working on acting out with his Legos. He did this all on his own, I just took the pictures.]


Indiana Jones: Ook, ack, uck!
Lady Enemy: I want the jewel! Ugh!
Little Good Guy: You'll never have this jewel! Whack!
Termite 1: Hey! I found that crumb first!
Termite 2: Well I was the one that agreed that we would share it!
Termite 3: Hey guys! There's a big fight going on over here besides what's happening.
Fairbear as Yogi Bear: I think I found some picnic baskets BooBoo!
Pandy as BooBoo: Yes, this isn't where the ranger is. I guess we can get this food.

Answers to questions and the biggest blog post

Webkinz are online pets. You feed them and you can play with them and you can chat with friends. Kids that like online stuff and stuff to cuddle with would like them. You can buy them at stores.

A red eyed tree frog is my favorite. The favorite one I own is a black cat named Blacky. It's my favorite because of it's green eyes. It has a cute little bathtub that it comes with.

The last Webkinz I forgot was Pandy my panda.

The Haunted Mansion book is good. My great aunt let me borrow the book about the Haunted Mansion. I need to remind my great uncle that I have his Simpsons book.

I will keep buying Webkinz. I want a lot. I can't describe how many I want.

My biggest blog post is almost done. I think I might get it done today or tomorrow so stay tuned. Bye!

Names of my Webkinz

Sorry it's been 21 days it's just that I was working on a big blog post and I needed to be ready so I need to make this blog post till the next one gets ready.

These are all my Webkinz names: Spotty is my spotted frog. Swingy is my cheeky monkey. Roary is my lion. Croakers is my bullfrog. Liz is my leopard lizard. Rajah is my bengal tiger. Sparkles is my lemon-lime gecko. Ellie is my elephant. Goldy is my yellow lab. Waggers is my golden retriever. Blacky is my black cat. Whiskers is my leopard. Happy is my turtle. Lucky is my dalmatian.

I have 15 total. That's a lot of Webkinz. I'm hoping to get more.

I found a video game I really, really want. It's Indiana Jones Legos for my DS. And I want the guide for it too.

So that's my blog post about Webkinz and the game. I'm hoping to get my big one done soon. Until then, see you at the next blog post!

Lots of things

Lots of things happened this week. I have a party in one day with my school friends. On Wednesday my dad's mom came and gave me some Webkinz trading cards and Webkinz.

We have a for sale sign in our yard. People went to our house to see if they wanted to buy it when they were there I went to Craft's Direct and I bought Webkinz.

I went to the library yesterday and I got two books. Yesterday it rained while I was outside.

I have soccer today. I'm going to use the computer soon.

We're having Family Fun Days on Sunday. We play games and win prizes.

So that's my exciting weekend and week and I hope you have days like this too.

Bye!

It's my birthday!

Today is my birthday! Daddy gave me Legend of Zelda, Phantom Hourglass for the DS. And Mommy gave it to me too. I'm really excited to see how much presents I get. I hope I get a lot of Webkinz and Legos. Maybe people will give me DS games I never thought about getting. Zelda is hard but I'll ask for help. My friend Cole has the game too. He's almost done and I just started. I can't wait to tell him. I guess if I get doubles of Zelda then I can sell them for money.

I'm going to Famous Dave's for my birthday. I want to go to Famous Dave's because there's great chicken fingers.

Last year there was a lot of presents. And sometime this year after my birthday I'm going to go to my dad's mom's house for more presents. We might go to the Mall of America. But I"m not sure. My mom's pretty sure we're not going.

I have fireworks a lot but I'm not sure I'll have them this year. It's so exciting! I'm eight.

I'm done now!

Hit and Run, The Simpsons

I'm playing a video game called Hit and Run. It's about the Simpsons. [Editor's note - Joseph likes it when I add comments and asked me to add one here. I'll use this moment to say that while the game he's playing isn't exactly educational it's not violent at all.] You see in the Simpsons Hit and Run game picture that I'm playing Hit and Run.

So I'm almost 8. In a week I'll be 8. I'm really excited. I wonder what Mommy's going to give me for presents. I hope she's going to give me a lot of Webkinz and presents. So it's an exciting week.

Sometime after my birthday I'm going to have a party with my school friends. We're all going to watch Wall-E. As I was saying, I'm so excited. So I hope you're happy because maybe next time I do a blog post I'll be 8.

A lot of things

We had a tornado but it didn't hit us. My daddy brought my DS and my stuffed animals down and my daddy brought Elle's Pixter down in the basement. Mommy had her cell phone with her.

Yesterday was Father's Day. I screamed around the cultisac on my bike. We found a toad. I got all muddy watching it hop around in a little pond next to Grandma's house. Elle scraped her knee again.

Today my mom and Elle discovered they got attacked by mosquitoes. Elle is trying to to scratch at it.

And that's all I have to say about these three days. It's pretty exciting. Bye.

My not so long as my long posts post

So this is my not so long as my other ones post but longer than my short ones.

I had a friend over. Her name was Amelia. Her dad went to work while we played together. Elle, Amelia and me had fun. We did a lot of stuff together and with Mommy's help. Amelia and Elle fighted a few times but we found out why. It's because they weren't sharing. They have to understand that there are enough toys for everyone.

We went to the kiddie parade. We saw a giant pig take off his head. It was funny.

Bye.

A bunch of things I like to do

I like soccer and I don't have it today. I don't have it today because it's raining.

I like Webkinz because it's an online game and it's stuffed animal too.

I like the Nintnedo because it has a bunch of games I like on it.

I like my games because I use the Nintendo for it. It's like the opposite of it!

I like Disney World. I'm excited to go!

I like being on the computer because there's a lot of games I like on the computer.

I like hanging out with Mommy and Daddy because it's nice.

I like having fun. Everything is fun on this list.

And that's all the things I like.

Bye.

Wall-E

I'm really looking forward to watch Walle on June 27th. Remember, if you want to see Walle it's in theaters on June 27th. It looks pretty funny. I can't wait to see it. It's a Pixar movie.

Yesterday was the last day of school. I had really much fun. I screamed "Summer! Summer!" on the way back to the car. I'm so excited that it's summer now. I'm going to have much fun.

I have soccer. I'm going to have fun at soccer. I'm on the blue team again.

I got a new Webkinz named Roary. Webkinz are tiny stuffed animals. We had to tell Daddy that 12 times. I have two Webkinz. My first one is named Spotty. I have a tag from a monkey Webkinz and I'm using it for online games for Webkinz.com. It's fun.

See you later.

Wekinz

I got a Webkin. It's a frog and his name is Spotty!!! And I got trading cards too and yes, they are fun, fun, fun.

I went to the zoo for a field trip. I had fun there. I went on a bunch of trails. Me and my partner went to a bunch of places like the farm area and the play area and the play station.

School is going to end soon. I'll miss my teacher but I know I'll see her some time in second grade.

It's pajama day tomorrow. Pajama day is when I get to wear my pajamas to school and bring my stuffed animal. I'll have fun playing with my Webkinz and showing it off.

Goodbye.

Jackson Joe

I'm singing "We Got Married in the Fever".



I'm so good.

We're getting along a little better

Remember when I wrote a post about Elle being kind of sassy? We're getting kind of along. I watch Elle to make sure that she's doing stuff that is right.

I got ice cream from the ice cream truck.

Here is a video of me. I have chocolate on my face.

I'm sick

I'm sick. I'll have my cold for four days. I have a stomach flu. I missed school. I don't like being sick. I don't like having a cold. I also have a fever. I really wish I could go to people's houses but since I'm sick I miss the people who's houses I would like to go to. I don't like feeling this way. I feel so bad. When I toot I have to go in the bathroom.

I'm still stuck on my video games. I'm having trouble with this cold. Too bad it can't go away magically. I at least feel good when I lay down with Mommy or Daddy. I feel comfortable.

Well, that's about it. I don't feel so good so try thinking about stuff for me. Bye.

My fish

I have a plastic fish from school. I named it John. I made a bowl for it at school. We're studying oceans. I like it. My fish can hold his breath, dance, play dead (which he's really good at) and I gave him little babies in his cup.

Elle is playing catch with me. And my fish is still holding it's breath right now.

My Elle has a stuffy nose and my mom has a headache. [Editor's note - No I don't.] Mommy's editor's note is funny. Well, something hurts. What is it? Never mind.

Elle likes getting bonked in the nose when we play catch. Elle is two and she is funny.

I'm still playing Yoshi Island DS. I'm on world 4, level 4. My mom almost typed "over 4". That was funny. Excuse me, I think it's time for me to play my DS right now. Every time I do a blog post I get to chose what to make for dinner. [Editor's note - No he doesn't.]

My flowers

I have corn, carrots, sunflowers and marigolds. I planted them at school. I'll save money because I planted corn and carrots.

I have Mario Kart. It's fun. It's nice. Daddy unlocks stuff for me and that's fun. He's really nice. I was sleeping so I didn't see him play Mario Kart. It's pretty new and I got a guidebook with it. I like that because I can check off every new thing I get. Mommy checked some stuff off for me because I was sleeping. As I was saying, it was very fun and I enjoy it.

I still play my Nintendo games but Mario Kart Wii is very, very fun. So if you want to know more just call me on my little blog post thing. I didn't remember what the real name was of the real blog post thing. [Editors note - Comments?]

I want to get into that club like my mom. [Editors note - He heard me talking about being listed on Alltop.] Yes, Alltop. That's where I want to be. Mom is really lucky. So, bye bye. I hope I get into that Alltop thingie. What's really fun there anyway?

My dance class

I went to a dance class with Grandma and Mommy. We danced. It was fun. I like when I introduced myself as we danced.

I don't remember what I'm doing in this picture. I know I'm dancing though.


I'm melting! I'm dancing and pretending to melt.


I'm guiding my partner. She guided me too. I liked that part.


I'm flying like an airplane. I'm moving, that's why I'm blurry.


It was fun. I had a nice time.

[Editor's note - The dance workshop that Joseph went to was put on by the Urban Bush Women.]

My short blog post

I miss my daddy. He's at work late. I really want him here.

My day was great. I had a nice day. I went to play outside with Grandma and Grandpa. It was pretty nice.

The Nintendo DS is fun. I like it.

That's it. This is called my short blog post and it's supposed to be short.

I'm sad

I stopped therapy. I'm sad. I stopped because I finished my work. I want to go back soon.

I have a new video game. I'm playing it a lot. I'm stuck. My game is Yoshi's Island DS.

I got ice cream at therapy because I finished work. I hope I get to go back soon because I like therapy and we play board game sometimes at therapy. I really, really, really, really, really want to go back to therapy soon cause it was fun and I had a nice time. Of course I'm happy but I'm missing C. [Editors note - C is Joseph's speech therapist] So you know I want C back soon. So I guess I'll just have to wait.

I'm having a concert at school at the same day as my grandma's birthday. So I'm so excited. It's coming up soon.

Try adding as much notes as you can on my blog.

See you all next blog!

Three reasons why I like a blog

1. I get to watch Mystery Science Theater videos.

2. I get nice posts.

3. I get a wish list.

I like to talk about video games. They're nice. I got a new book. I can't wait for my dad to get home. I read my book for two hours. My mother is smiling at me.

About me

You want to hear about me? Well, you're lucky. This article is all about me. I like video games, my mom, my dad and Elle. I like reading books. I like watching movies with my family. I like my blog and board games. I like coloring, music, dancing to music, playing with Daddy and Mommy and Elle.

I like pizza, shrimp, popcorn shrimp, more pizza, popcorn, garlic bread, grilled cheese, chicken nuggets and more pizza.

I like video games because they are fun. The games are nice. I have a nice Nintendo DS, a Wii and a Playstation 2. They're all fun. I play my Nintendo DS the most. The game I like the most is Wario Master of Disguise because it has nice graphics and I can experiment with it.

Guess what I'm doing.

I'm in first grade. I'm in Mrs. Sh's class. [Editors note - I won't let Joseph use his teachers whole name and this upsets him.]

Having Aspergers is a medical system that I don't understand. Well, I know some things about it. It's kind of hard to explain. It's a long story. Maybe I'll make a post about it.

My grass buddy doesn't have a name. It's made of pantyhose.

This is a picture from art. It's a city. If you look closely you can see the building that looks like a lady. A super model. This is mine and no one elses. I'm creative.

Is she an angel or is she a devil?

Elle is crabby. Elle is my baby sister and she's two so she doesn't understand what is mine and when she's borrowing it. Whenever I let her borrow it she always says "It's mine!" and now we start fighting about it. Yep, that's how crabby she is. And now she's pulling on me. Oh well, that's part pf being a big brother! Someday she'll learn. And Aspergers makes me fight over it because I like my snake and puppy stuffed animals. I get really interested in a lot of things.

This really happens.

My grass buddy

My grass buddy is something made of grass that I made at school. I waited a few days for it to grow. Now it's home with my mom. That's my grass buddy.

Thanks for giving me comments.

Just tell me if you have any great ideas about what I should put on my blog.

I'm interested in video games.

My first day on the blog

This my first day on the blog. I'm experimenting how I use blogs. My mom has one and that makes me interested. She told me about her blog and some articles are very funny. [Editors note - I swear that he came up with this all on his own. I did not tell him to say that.] That's why I have a blog so that I can do the same thing. Now I hope you will read this today.

This is a picture of me on my snow day.