Obama baby

I saw a baby on Thanksgiving. He looked like Obama. My mom carried him around doing an Obama impression making him say "Yes we can!". Then he spit up on my mom. He was very cute. He had a twin brother. And did I mention that he spit all over my mom? Gross! The baby's ears stuck out and they were really big. I really liked him.

Bye!

The fish joke

This is a joke.

What do you call a fish with ten eyes?

A fiiiiiiiiiish.

I hope you liked the joke.

I'm sorry it took so long

Hi! As you probably were wondering why I didn't do my blog post for so long, first it's because I had to go on vacation. Then we were moving into my new house so we didn't have much time for it. And I was in the hospital. So this is about who you should vote for. [Editors note - I did not coach him at all on what to say here. This is all him.]

Al Franken. Because he doesn't make lying commercials like Norm Coleman.


Barack Obama. I don't know exactly, he just sounds nice. You shouldn't vote for John McCain because he doesn't have a very good vice-president.

That's who I think should be voted for. If that's who you pick please send a comment to me. I'll be writing some more soon, don't worry. I'll finish my project that I was doing. Just be patient and more will be coming.

Funny Indiana Jones Legos movie

This is a very funny video. You're gonna like it as much as I do.

Now please fall down on the floor and laugh at it. At least you probably will.

I'm at the hospital

I'm at the hospital because I'm sick. [Editors note - He actually pronounces it "ha-sti-ble".] I'm sick because there's something with my lungs that's making it hard for me to breath.

My first day I was halfway asleep and was stressed out. Day two I figured out that you could rent movies and games. I spent half the day playing a video game. It's called Super Mario Sunshine on Gamecube. Day three, same thing. Did a lot of video games. Played with grandma and grandpa and got a manatee Webkinz. I called him Manny.

When I have to go potty I have to pee in a little bucket by my bed. I like staying here and I have a lot of fun things to do. I get to use Daddy's laptop sometimes. I get food on a tray and it's good. I like the pizza, chicken fingers, carrots, corn, applesauce and pancakes. I read books and play my DS too. I hope I get soon so I can be home.

I'll be done by tomorrow probably. I'm glad that I'm going home tomorrow.

See ya soon! Bye!

Crack of the Whip, Chapter One - Indiana Jones Meets Yogi Bear and BooBoo

This is a picture I took and I built the Legos. Fairbear is actually Snowbear. The Legos are talking. [Editors note- This is an ongoing story that Joseph is working on acting out with his Legos. He did this all on his own, I just took the pictures.]


Indiana Jones: Ook, ack, uck!
Lady Enemy: I want the jewel! Ugh!
Little Good Guy: You'll never have this jewel! Whack!
Termite 1: Hey! I found that crumb first!
Termite 2: Well I was the one that agreed that we would share it!
Termite 3: Hey guys! There's a big fight going on over here besides what's happening.
Fairbear as Yogi Bear: I think I found some picnic baskets BooBoo!
Pandy as BooBoo: Yes, this isn't where the ranger is. I guess we can get this food.

Answers to questions and the biggest blog post

Webkinz are online pets. You feed them and you can play with them and you can chat with friends. Kids that like online stuff and stuff to cuddle with would like them. You can buy them at stores.

A red eyed tree frog is my favorite. The favorite one I own is a black cat named Blacky. It's my favorite because of it's green eyes. It has a cute little bathtub that it comes with.

The last Webkinz I forgot was Pandy my panda.

The Haunted Mansion book is good. My great aunt let me borrow the book about the Haunted Mansion. I need to remind my great uncle that I have his Simpsons book.

I will keep buying Webkinz. I want a lot. I can't describe how many I want.

My biggest blog post is almost done. I think I might get it done today or tomorrow so stay tuned. Bye!